Alright, let's get one thing straight: "Won't Leave You Broke" is a low bar. We're talking about the stock market, not a guaranteed ticket to early retirement. But, fine, let's play along and dissect these two semiconductor giants, TSMC and ASML, to see which one is less likely to bankrupt your grandkids.
The Hype Train is Real
TSMC, the Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Company, is the world's chip-making king. We're talking Nvidia, AMD, Apple—they all outsource to TSMC. The numbers? They're bragging about 24% revenue growth and a 19% jump in earnings per share from 2020 to 2024. And they're acting like AI is some kind of magic money tree.
AI this, AI that. Give me a break. It's the new buzzword, and every company is slapping it on their investor presentations like cheap cologne.
Then again, maybe I'm being too cynical. The article does mention TSMC using AI to streamline its own processes. Okay, fine, points for them for actually using AI and not just talking about it.
ASML, on the other hand, they're the guys who make the machines that make the chips. Specifically, those fancy EUV lithography systems that cost more than a freaking mansion. They’ve got a near monopoly. Unlimited pricing power? Sounds like a Bond villain.
The China Problem (and Other Headaches)
Here's where things get messy. ASML's growth is supposedly going to be throttled by export curbs to China. They can't sell their EUV systems there anyway (since 2019), but now the ban might extend to their higher-end DUV systems. Ouch. China accounted for 36% of their revenue in 2024!
Meanwhile, TSMC is building overseas fabs to dodge a potential conflict between Taiwan and China. Smart move, I guess. But those fabs ain't cheap, and who knows what kind of political headaches they'll bring.

And get this: TSMC's customers are dragging their feet on ordering the new high-NA EUV systems because they cost over $400 million. $400 million for a machine? What is this, a Batman movie?
Offcourse, ASML is trying to transition from the low-NA to the high-NA stuff, but if nobody's buying... well, you get the picture.
This whole situation reminds me of that old saying: "When two elephants fight, it's the grass that suffers." In this case, the elephants are geopolitical tensions and economic headwinds, and the grass is your portfolio.
Wait a minute... the article also mentions that analysts expect TSMC's revenue and EPS to grow faster than ASML's over the next few years. And TSMC is trading at a lower valuation. So, basically, they're saying TSMC is the less risky bet. According to Better Semiconductor Stock: TSMC vs. ASML, TSMC is the better buy.
So, Which One?
The article concludes that TSMC is the better buy because it's "more broadly diversified, faces fewer regulatory headwinds, it's growing faster, and it trades at a lower valuation."
But let's be real: both of these companies are riding the semiconductor wave. ASML is up 51% this year alone. TSMC isn't exactly slacking either. The real question is, how long can this party last?
This Market is a Casino
Honestly, picking between TSMC and ASML feels like choosing between two slot machines in the same rigged casino. Sure, one might have slightly better odds, but the house always wins in the end.
